Blind Items No. 1

Starting today, we will periodically feature blind items on both local and international stars. To kick off things, here are some blind items from Philippine Inquirer -

Sorry can't name the dad

Preggy Celeb wanted to keep secret her date with the stork.PC made arrangements with a leading medical center, willing to pay for an entire hospital wing to keep prying eyes away.

But when, in keeping with hospital policy, PC was asked about the father’s identity, the deal fell through. She refused to name the dad, high-profile Action Star.

Curiously, prolific PC also has children with Disgraced Politico, Award-Winning Hunk and Controversial Actor.

Just as prolific

A tipster alleges that Action Star also fathered the child of Movie Insider, but that AS had a bodyguard assume the responsibility. The pregnancy reportedly caused the breakup of the very much-married AS’s affair with Young Actress.

Takes the cake

But this Actor-Politician takes the cake.

AP purportedly knocked up his latest mistress, Former Reporter, who’s younger than his grown children. In fact, AP is a certified septuagenarian, making him one of the world’s oldest Lotharios.

Unlike a virgin

Feisty Actress had a check-up with a gynecologist. Seeing the instruments, she squirmed and asked, “Will that hurt?”

Catty Movie Scribe sniffed, “It’s not like she’s a virgin!”

Kiss and text

Jaded Hunk hooked gay Network Exec. Clueless NE isn’t aware that JH relays to his old love, Gay Director, every salacious detail of their encounters.

A spy says, JH forwards to GD NE’s mushy text messages.

Pajama pair

The secret affair of Married Action Star and Pretty Actress was inadvertently outed by a vehicular mishap.

Between takes on the set of an old TV series, MAS and PA would hie off to the former’s high-tech trailer, to “unwind.”

One night, a fire broke out in the van. Bystanders spotted MAS and PA emerging from the burning vehicle in their jammies and undies.